1) Collect snotty tissues. (Keep track of the number of tissues.)
2) Weigh them.
3) Weigh the same amount of unused tissues.
4) Subtract weight of unused tissues from weight of snotty tissues.
The difference is the weight of the snot.
Does anybody know if anyone out there has done this? (I don't have a scale precise enough. The only scale in the house is +/- 5 lbs.)
There's gotta be some member of a science team in Greenland or some shit that's done this in one of them six-month long winters they have....