Kid Rock Rumored to Play Inaguration

Via Americablog, Kid Rock is maybe gonna play at Bush's coronation..er..inauguration.

Now, I don't much care for Kid Rock, but I thought that he would at least know one of the premier Rules of Cool.

You can't be cool and be a Republican. It's that simple.

Doesn't he know that the Republicans are the reason that the kids have to fight for their right to party?
You can, however, be an asshole regardless of party affiliation.