I know how these guys are: whatever answer you give, they'll talk to you forever trying to get you to stay on. Too expensive? Try another plan. Moving? Can we offer you service in your new area? We pissed you off? How about some free pay-per-view coupons (valid Monday-Thursday)?
So I told him that I found Jesus and I don't want the Devil Box in my house anymore.
That's what I've decided I'm gonna do whenever anyone calls to sell me shit.
"Sorry, I don't need your service, I've found Jesus." - Ya can't argue with that.
Why not use irrational religiousity to my advantage?